After my last run and piece of chapati I make my way out to the road in Iten and flag down a matatu as I prepare for the longest day of travelling in my life. I get picked up and shoved into the back seat of the van with about 12 seats but has 18 people squeezed in. So far the journey is pretty routine. We get about 75% of the way to downtown Eldoret when we pull off the road and are told to get out. I’m confused but then see why we didn’t make the whole trip. The road is completely flooded for about the length of a football field. I look around and see tractors going back and forth over the road carrying people. I give 30 shillings to a teenager and he points to a tractor that will bring me to the other side. I climb up into the tractor and step over someone’s goats that are tied up by the hooves. I go to the back and stand back there but we aren’t moving. I start speaking with a Kenyan runner in the back and he tells me is trying to make it to the bank before it closes. I tell him I need to go as well to exchange some American dollars for the last time to have enough Kenyan shillings to make the journey to Nairobi. After we’ve stayed still in the tractor he tells me we need to walk across the water to the other side. We step into the almost knee deep water and start walking on the pavement but there are spots where there are many sharp rocks that have washed onto the road. I’m carrying my backpack with all my clothes and a track bag with my laptop and doing my best to stay on my feet and not get knocked down by the current and have to buy a new computer when I return to the states. My new friend takes my hand and we help each other remain from falling as we cross together. People crossing from the other side see me and laugh saying things like, “This is Africa, Mzungo.” We reach the other side and after putting my shoes back on I let out a sigh of relief that nothing besides my feet and the bottom of my jeans got wet. Quickly we jump in another matatu and make it to the bank. We tell the driver we’re trying to make the bank before it closes at 2 pm so he drives us all the way there and we make it through the door at 1:58. I get some more Kenyan currency and then walk down the road to the matatus that go all the way to Nairobi. I was making a very brave decision to take the 6 hour matatu instead of a 40 minute flight because I wanted to see more of the country. The longer voyage turned out to be worth it as I got to see different views of the immense beauty of the Rift Valley and a short stop in Nakuru for some more unexpected chapati.
After we arrived in Nairobi I took a short cab ride to Kenyatta International Airport and made it through customs but then airport security wouldn’t let me carry on my massage stick as they said it could be used as a weapon and since I didn’t have enough time to check it in I had to leave it. Just ridiculous how much of a pain in the ass flying has become since 9/11. All this fighting on “terrorism” and waste of tax dollars but people still live in enough fear to think I might hijack a plane with this: http://www.google.com/products/catalog?pq=tsa&hl=en&sugexp=pfwe&cp=11&gs_id=2w&xhr=t&q=massage+stick&tok=8f1olpRSSo-7or4H_7t2DA&safe=off&biw=1366&bih=667&gs_upl=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=18357550981422333790&sa=X&ei=7lPeTv-TBMmC2wWpuaCnBQ&sqi=2&ved=0CIEBEPICMAE
I was pretty upset but knew it was a battle I couldn’t win so I let it go. The rest of the journey went as follows: 9 hour flight to London, 6 hour layover in London, 10 hour flight to Denver, 5 hour layover in Denver, one hour flight to a very cold Albuquerque and then lastly a 10 minute drive home. 46 hours of travelling and never had I felt so exhausted before in my life. It’s been nice to be back in the US and have a stove with multiple stove tops to cook different things at once, a washing and drying machine for cleaning clothes instead of scrubbing dirt off by hand and throwing them on the line to dry, and many other things we have that we unfortunately take for granted but I’m already missing the warmhearted people of Kenya. This morning I stepped outside the front door and started walking to the grocery market. I said hello to the first person I saw and was completely ignored. In Kenya we probably would have stopped and talked for a few minutes about randomness but in the US everyone is too concerned about themselves to acknowledge the existence of anyone else. Hakuna matata Kenya! You’ll be extremely missed.

